I have a poem that my brother wrote:
Here at Vinalhaven, we get the Stars.
People Like Woodbury, who come from Mars.
Merrill with his business, Pooler with her Math,
Newman's so boring, your too bored to laugh.
So if you've never been here, don't bother to come,
Cause all that will meet you, is Woodbury and "UM"
This poem is about the teachers at our old school. lol